The far left and far right seem to be up in arms and making all sorts of demands. One could say that they are attempting to hold the country hostage to their ridicules demands. Not one to be left behind in terms of demanding ridicules things I am forming a new political movement, The Ice Cream Party. We the Ice Cream Party have one simply demand from our leaders, Free Ice Cream for every American! We will not rest until this demand is met! For far too long have we been oppressed by not only having to pay big corporations for what is in essence our god given right but we have also had to pay taxes to big government on that same god given right! We know that all federal employees have free ice cream every Tuesday! And to make matters worse their staff gets it as well!
Don’t even get me started on the greedy corporations…
Too late.
The CEO’s of these giant ice cream conglomerates are hording all ice cream for themselves! Then they have the audacity to pay not a single penny in taxes on even a spoonful of the ice cream they eat!
It’s time to take a stand people, it’s time to say enough is enough! How do I do that you ask? Why in the simplest way possible, all you have to do is spread this message through world. Use social media to help spread the word. Post the image here on your Facebook wall, share it with your Google + circles, tweet the hell out of it! Show people that you are part of the one political movement that makes sense.
Do it today!