Y’know this is great, but you’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough
Clearly you don’t understand the true nature of evil, or maybe you are even partially right. I simply feel that someone has to be able to fix this mess that people have caused. They clearly can not be allowed to lead themselves, they need someone to do it for them. Perhaps this has been mine own fault, perhaps I should have been more concerned with fixing this mess rather than the petty and juvenile pursuits of crushing this nemesis or that nemesis, but now I see the error of my ways and I shall make amends. I shall restore balance, even if it means wiping out half of the world in the process.
And I shall prevail, why you ask?
Because I have a PHD in Horribleness.
oh, wait no….
I am the Thorough-bred of sin!
ummm… no that’s not it either….
Because I said so!*
*It has worked for parents for millenniums, so why not here?
LMAO!!! <3 This is SO great, Keith… hahahaha
omg, I'm giggling so much over this. xD
Thank You! I do aim to please and see I didn’t even have break out my secret weapon, my charm and charisma… Oh wait now it’s not a secret…
Hehe… very nice!
Thanks, silly Epic Fail thinking it could destroy us so easily.
Just awesome. I love the way you did that. You never cease to amaze me. Shall I rally the troops again?
My intro comes to mind *giggle* I love you!
Rallying the troops would be awesome.
Y’know this is great, but you’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough
Clearly you don’t understand the true nature of evil, or maybe you are even partially right. I simply feel that someone has to be able to fix this mess that people have caused. They clearly can not be allowed to lead themselves, they need someone to do it for them. Perhaps this has been mine own fault, perhaps I should have been more concerned with fixing this mess rather than the petty and juvenile pursuits of crushing this nemesis or that nemesis, but now I see the error of my ways and I shall make amends. I shall restore balance, even if it means wiping out half of the world in the process.
And I shall prevail, why you ask?
Because I have a PHD in Horribleness.
oh, wait no….
I am the Thorough-bred of sin!
ummm… no that’s not it either….
Because I said so!*
*It has worked for parents for millenniums, so why not here?
You know Verkur and I are on your side! Where do you want Verkur to land.
Preferably on the heads of my enemies!
Ha, now we have the Vikings on our side victory is ours!!