It seems that some folks have decided to declare an all out war in the webcomics community, these foolish people think they have what it takes to be an evil genius, I scoffed at their attempts to be evil… their little threats like “Oh, I’ll boil this kitten alive! I am so eeeevillll!” They have no idea what true evil is, true evil sits quietly gathering its power base slowly in a non-alarming fashion until it is too late and everything is now under the control of the evil genius. An evil genius does not waste his/her time with idle threats of kitten boiling and neither would he/she give the pre-requisite speech about how he managed to defeat the hero. This is for the foolish super-villain, not the evil genius. Anyway, enough of this rant, I am here to say “One, two, three, four, I declare a webcomic war!”
I have decided to enter this war, not in any hopes of actually winning, but simply to do what I do best, to add a little chaos to the war.
PAH! How pathetic. But it is true you have no hope of winning, you will surely be crushed underfoot. A TRUE Evil Genius takes action otherwise his ambitions are little more than foolish dreams. So sit in silence and watch as Epic Fail spreads across the land. By adding chaos you play right into my hands, an unwitting puppet!
Again with the talk, perhaps you should take that “Evil Genius 101″ correspondence course again, or maybe ask for a refund.
As for the Chaos Factor, well I inject true chaos which is therefore uncontrollable and by it’s very nature unpredictable.
Mwahahaha… even true chaos can be tamed with enough power and the insanity to use it. Epic Fail will live up to its name. As for the rest- run away little mice- Feran’s know not mercy.
Hmmmmm perhaps you need to look up the definition of Chaos again T III?
–noun
1.
a state of utter confusion or disorder; a total lack of organization or order.
2.
any confused, disorderly mass: a chaos of meaningless phrases.
3.
the infinity of space or formless matter supposed to have preceded the existence of the ordered universe.
4.
(initial capital letter) the personification of this in any of several ancient Greek myths.
5.
Obsolete. a chasm or abyss.
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Origin:
1400–50; late ME < L < Gk; akin to chasm, yawn, gape
—Synonyms
1. disarray, jumble, turmoil, tumult.
—Antonyms
1. order, peace, calm.
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Epic Fail will INDEED live up to its name. Whenever you chew your food and accidentally bite the interior of your mouth that is me working in subtle ways to defeat you. Search the internet for ‘Epic Fail’ and you will find a catalogue of what my weapon can do. It’s effects are farreaching. You think that lorry load of supplies will make it to you? HA!
“Let’s work together in this webcomic war. You give up and just help me! Mwahahahahaha!“
Your threats of domination will earn you bad KARMIC DEBT! KiDDandGEEZER will prove the genius of the evil of their geeky black hearts.
Be afraid. Pray you fall early.
I believe that the karmic Debt I incur for dispatch those who stand in my way will ultimately be worth it. You all want want to rule from some misguided desire for power, I, on the other hand desire to rule simply because I trust no else with the fate of mankind. I will rule and the will be order and stability.