Archive for ‘October, 2006’

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Comic #41: FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23 Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.

by keith on October 28, 2006 at 12:00 am
Comic #41: FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23 Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.

Comic #40: One learns to itch where one can scratch.

by keith on October 21, 2006 at 12:00 am
Comic #40: One learns to itch where one can scratch.

Comic #39: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

by keith on October 13, 2006 at 12:00 am
Comic #39: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Comic #38: Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear — I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear. He succeeded only in falling over and bruising his forehead. Returning to the courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man whose ear was bitten. If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and the case is dismissed. If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it and must pay three silver pieces."

by keith on October 5, 2006 at 12:00 am
Comic #38: Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate. The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear — I demand compensation." The second man said, "He bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to his chambers, and spent an hour trying to bite his own ear. He succeeded only in falling over and bruising his forehead. Returning to the courtroom, Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man whose ear was bitten. If his forehead is bruised, he did it himself and the case is dismissed. If his forehead is not bruised, the other man did it and must pay three silver pieces."